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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that the word ""suns"" upside down is still ""suns""?"

"If a girl elongates her words when she's texting me, I know she's down to fuckkkk, developmentally disabled, or bothhhhh."

"/r/jokes won't get this.. karma"

"How many Women Priest are there? Nun."

"What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"

"The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract."

"Sad Dick A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"Clark Kent ""I have a confession"" Lois Lane ""what is it?"" *Clark removes his glasses* Lois ""Is it a bird?"" Clark ""WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"""

"OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour."