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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that the word ""suns"" upside down is still ""suns""?"

"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit."

"How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A Canoe tips."

"What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Baraccoli"

"Why does the coffee taste like shit? Because it was ground this morning."

"""Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks."" *hits tree with axe* "" Take me for example. I just hate trees."""

"Why was Muhammad a successful merchant? Because he was god's profit."

"The leader of my weekly therapy group told me that doing positive things gives you happiness. So now I only have sex with hookers who say they're positive."