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Joke of the Day

"""Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks."" *hits tree with axe* "" Take me for example. I just hate trees."""

"What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French? A francophony"

"Saw a white guy putting daisies in masa. He was trying to make flower tortillas."

"""Dude, what's with the outfit?"" ""Bruh, I got a job as a bouncer"" *hops away in kangaroo costume*"

"How do blondes carpool? They meet up a work"

"It would be easier to walk into Mordor than Gondor Because of the number of entrances"

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"

"Just heard a lady in Target scream ""WE DON'T BUY THINGS JUST TO BUY THINGS"" at her kids and now I kinda wish she'd have a talk with me also."

"What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians A drummer"

"I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but... ...when I got home all the signs were there"