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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a murderer who kills during breakfast time? A cereal killer"
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"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."
"Stupid baby keeps knocking my bong over."
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
"A teenager was stabbed to death in a shopping mall over a stolen pair of trainers. Those security guards don't fuck about."
"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."
"a man goes to the doctor... ""Whats wrong with me?"" ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""So that I can examine you."""
"I am a unicorn hunter You don't see any unicorns around do you?"
"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."
"It's probably too soon for Ebola jokes on here... ...but when the time comes, I bet they're gonna be killer."