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Joke of the Day
"A young girl swallowed a pin when she was eleven and never felt a prick until she turned eighteen."
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"What is a nomad? Someone who is not crazy. Nomad= No+mad."
"Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand."
"Where does Putin negotiate? The Crimea River"
"Just got seen around town doing modern guy stuff like leaning on things, holding my phone & staring disapprovingly at nothing in particular."
"What do Mexicans call a commando? A Juan man army..."
"What has five arms, three legs and a head? The finish line at the Boston Marathon"
"Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you."
"Why did Hitler always win at limbo? Because no one else could stoop any lower."
"Yo Mama So Fat... ...it took the Large Hadron Collider to weigh her atoms."