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Joke of the Day

"[opens door for two Jehovah's witnesses] Ugh...ok come in. The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I'll get the virgin from the basement."

"Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out."

"Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11."

"What do you call the german version of Harry Potter? Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"

"What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg :D"

"How do mute people tell each others secrets? They put on mittens."

"A truck load of Viagra was stolen yesterday Police don't know who did it, but they're on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? (NSFW) Shit in her cunt"

"What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus? Cactus has little pricks on the outside"