199021

Joke of the Day

"What's white and flies through the air? The second cumming."

"iPhone, if you correct ""harass"" to ""caress"" one more time you'll be held responsible for this generation's sex offenders."

"Where did the general put his armies? In his SLEEVIES!!!"

"I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you."

"878 dead bodies lay there. Liam Nesson ""Are we done?"" Police: ""Sure, I don't see any reason why we should arrest you."""

"What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed."

"Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures? Cause they don't use a filter."

"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."

"Little Known Fact: Bon Jovi has five brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov"

"1)Buy a plastic phone 2)Walk next to a stranger 3)Whisper into phone ""It's done. He's dead."" 4)Remove batteries & throw phone in a trash can"