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Joke of the Day
"I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros."
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"What goes ""Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop""? Amish drive by shooting."
"How do you know when a singer is at the door? First they don't know when to come in, and then they can't find the key."
"Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. ""Did you enjoy yourself?"" asked her mother when she got home. ""Oh yes"" replied Fred. ""But it was funny going to a dead zoo."""
"Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly."
"Stephen Hawking's favourite videogame? Flappy birds"
"DON'T TELL ME THAT PLANTS MAKING THEIR OWN FOOD ISNT AMAZING. THATS LIKE YOU GOING TO TACO BELL BUT THE TACOS WERE INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME"
"Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young."
"What is the difference between God and a police officer? God doesn't think he's a police officer."
"*counting sheep before bed* *jesus walks in your room* ""I noticed there weren't any black sheep. what's up man. we gonna have a problem?"""