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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Captain America ever borrows money from Captain China."

"BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos."

"We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already"

"How does a **real** man know when a woman is having an orgasm? Who gives a fuck?"

"So a horse walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies, ""I'm a raging alcoholic and it's destroying my family."""

"I hope this magician is good [curtain rises to reveal a man with no goatee] get your coats, children. that man is a fraud."

"Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car."

"When girls or any women ask you ""What?"" In reply, it isn't because they didn't hear you. Its because they are giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said."

"What is the difference between a dog thermometer and a human thermometer? the taste"

"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"