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Joke of the Day

"I don't always tell mom jokes But when i do, she laughs"

"I hate it when I go to bed and forget to turn off my swag."

"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "

"[Drug Deal] How do I know ur not a cop? ""If I was a cop would I do this?"" *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is"

"Therapist: How's your narcissism? Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* [opens window] HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"""

"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"

"I haven't found cancer jokes funny since.. my grandfather got killed by a giant crab."

"So a coworker of mine made a joke about midgets going extinct. And I was offended! Because there is nothing funny about a midget shortage."

"I could make some serious money selling nude pics of myself to bulimics with short fingers."

"""All dressed up and nowhere to go."" - penguins"