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Joke of the Day
"What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!"
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"So I slept with a blind girl last night. She mentioned how big I was down there. I replied, 'you're pulling my leg!'"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer! I don't know what he laced them with, *but I have been tripping all day*."
"Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim!"
"What do you call a blonde in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion"
"An immigration officer asks a drunk man if he's Hungarian he says ""yep, but my name's not Arian"""
"How do you keep an amish girl happy? Two men a night."
"[REQUEST] Ancient Jokes Historians, archeologists and others please to submit jokes/wit/humor from far back, like dark ages and even BCE. the idea is to determine how long can a joke still be funny."
"Is your last name Stilton? *insert cheesy pickup line here...*"
"When your bio says ""No DMs,"" I wanna DM you SO BAD and just say: ""OK."""