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Joke of the Day

"""Mom, I found out I had colon cancer today."" ""REALLY? What are the symptoms??"" ""Why do I always have to start a list..."""

"It was so cold this morning... I actually saw a solicitor with hands in his own pockets!!"

"what do you call a mentally unstable ursine that lives in the antarctic? A bi-polar bear."

"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood"

"All women want to be swept off their feet, until you push them into the sea. Dating is hard!"

"Bacon: Toast, great tan! Eggs: Ham, you smell good! Ham: Thank you Eggs, you too! Toast: Bacon, you're awesome bro! -complementary breakfast"

"Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes."

"What do you call a jew who works at a brewery? A he brew."

"I divorced my wife because she made a horrible april fools joke April fools"

"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."