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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of skinny people stretching in the snow? Low-fat frozen yoga"
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"When I was a teen, my parents talked to me about safe sex. I'm having the same talk with them about the Reply All button."
"Some people say I hang out with the wrong crowd. They're always like ""Hey man we're over here you don't even know those people."""
"I guess one thing can be said about the election... It was allright."
"16: My friend is coming to get something while we're gone. Me: Should we leave a key? 16: No, she'll just go thru the doggie door again."
"Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word."
"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""
"What's the difference between a girl's argument and a knife... The knife has a point."
"North Korea is calling for war. In other news, it's Saturday."
"Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore."