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Joke of the Day
"Why is my Tetris highscore like my wife? I beat both of them for fun."
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"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"
"What do Michael Jackson and someone that come in second place have in common? They both cum in a little behind!"
"Where does a river keep it's money? At the bank."
"Does a bear pope in the woods?"
"I went to the doctor the other day wearing nothing but clingfilm ....... I sat down, the doctor turned and looked at me to say ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."
"The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me."
"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"
"What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land? Reservation reservation reservations."