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Joke of the Day
"but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME"
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"Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that 'This conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes.'"
"Breaking news: Trump has fallen into a wishing well. I am as surprised as you are. I had no idea they actually worked."
"My wife is not speaking to me. We watched an old video of our wedding and she realized that I said ""You'll do"" instead of ""I do."""
"How do you call a cow with no legs? You don't, because cows don't have phones."
"You hear Steve Sarkisian actually wanted to be a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar"
"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."
"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"
"When I ""rage against the machine"" the machine is usually a printer."
"How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together."