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Joke of the Day

"I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin... I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin. They brought me 3."

"After seeing the disaproval of gay Jokes I might as well say that handicap jokes are also horrible and rude. I just can't stand them."

"Elton john and muhammed ali once had an exihibition match... And elton won...knocked ali out in the first round...and from that day on everyone knew to be wary of his fruity punch."

"""Hey Dad, I'm going to the airport. Call me a taxi.' Dad : ""Hi taxi"""

"A gentleman is . . . ...a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"

"""This is your Captain speaking. My co-pilot just bet me we can't do a barrel roll. So fasten your belts cuz I got five bucks riding on this"""

"I'm drowning my self in coke right now. Not the drug. The drink. Nah jk it's the drug."

"I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home..."

"Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun."

"Do you want to know what's the worse than click bait? Sneakier click bait :-)"