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Joke of the Day
"sorry ladies, just changed my Facebook relationship status from ""Single"" to ""Costco Member"""
Next Joke
"I realized the reason why i don't have any patience. Because I am not a doctor."
"""Helga tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"" ""Because they're stupid"" said her friend."
"Why is sex with 92 year olds tiring? Because there is 90 of them..."
"A lot of schools are back in session. Remember if you study hard enough there will still be no jobs when you graduate."
"What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? A ""casual tea"""
"trying to write a mystery novel about a cat detective but I keep getting stumped every time he has to open a door"
"Everything men know about women [ ]"
"Stop earbuds from tangling by putting them on then carefully stapling them to your body. Who's ready for music? Not you. You have tetanus"
"Why was Hitler born on 4/20? His mom wanted him to blaze it"