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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally dropped a piece of my bagel in the trash and it feels like a relative died."
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"A bad metaphor is like a cucumber with a parachute."
"Fisherman got jokes... A little fish humor for everyone. ""Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"" ""Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"" ""You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"""
"Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity."
"Why do midgets love playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
"Instagram makes me feel like the world's only employed person."
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"
"Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."
"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."
"I wanted to go to Neptune But Uranus is in the way."