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Joke of the Day
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars http://imgur.com/QdWVk4r"
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"How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane? He was retarded"
"Why did the mushroom have so many friends? He was a fungi."
"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"
"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted."
"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."
"What do girls and parking spaces have in common? All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled"
"i'm sorry but hating something that lots of people love doesn't automatically make u an interesting person"
"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."
"Electrical engeneer An electrical engeneer had a strong shocking force, so strong that he thought he should lower it. He started to meditate jokingly and he said ""ohms""."