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Joke of the Day
"At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci-raptured."
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"What's a feminists favourite type of math? triggernometry"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None They expect someone to do it for them."
"The first time I got up close and personal with a girl was round the back by the school bins. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't looked into that rubbish bag."
"My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions."
"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream"
"Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic"
"I finally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."