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Joke of the Day

"Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams ""I wish I was dead,"" but God hears ""Deb,"" so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?"

"If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)"

"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."

"""honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"" ""who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"""

"What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem Dragon his feet"

"why don't blind people skydive? Its scares the heck out of the dog."

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."

"Want to hear a bird joke? Oops i forgot it. *Hawkward*."

"6th grade nurse: do you play baseball Me: uhh why Nurse: your right arm is so much stronger than- Me: oh yeah! Yeah I play baseball so much"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy? Wanna take a shower? They're to die for."