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Joke of the Day
"Scientist have created five monkeys with autism. They were promptly made mods of r/jokes"
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"Wife: ""The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."" Husband: ""Which is this?"""
"Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended... I reply, ""Nope unintended!"""
"I don't see what's wrong with gay marriage It eliminates the worst part of a relationship"
"Gold Medal What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded!"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Nobody eats parsley."
"What do you call a man with three cocks? A farmer"
"Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card."
"At McDonalds Cashier: You total is to tell your kids that you love them Me: Look lady if I loved them I wouldn't be feeding them this crap"
"I like my TVs like I like my women Curvy."