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Joke of the Day
"Scientist have created five monkeys with autism. They were promptly made mods of r/jokes"
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"I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one."
"What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House? You're fired!"
"85 year old Viagra user takes a tumble I've fallen and I can't get up"
"[Native Americans see ship approach] Let's use fake names lol ""Ha! I'll be Running Bear,u be Crazy Horse"" lmao do u think they'll believe us"
"What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles? Philippe Philoppe"
"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaayy!"
"Zombie Apocalypse has begun... Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else holding up? Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?"
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"I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am."