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Joke of the Day
"A German walks into a French bar There is no counter."
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"ME: Haha you can tell them any name and they have to say it BARISTA: I have a latte for ""A Person Who Deserves Love""? ME [crying]: Hahaha"
"What would one call a movie about meth addictions? Need for speed."
"We are the Midwest We are snowd en."
"When I was young I wanted to be smart, like my dad ... he also wants to be smart!"
"What do you call an electro-food? (it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!"
"If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry"
"Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear"
"You know how it goes, I say tomato You say what are you doing in my house?"
"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."