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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex? Call her up and tell her where you are."

"""I'm sorry"" & ""I apologize"" mean the same thing unless... you're at a funeral."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy"

"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything We called him 9/12"

"Rick Santorum What's the difference between Santorum and a feline-powered steam train? One's a kitty shunt..."

"What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like? Pu"

"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."

"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"

"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude"