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Joke of the Day
"I guess you could say Caitlyn Jenner is... Transjennered."
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"I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of ""Mordor, She Wrote."""
"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."
"I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled ""Fleas"". Adam had'em."
"What did the coma patient win? A-trophy."
"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"
"How do you know a girl is too young for you? When you have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth"
"if ur in a horror movie scenario, a fun way to throw off the ghosts is to put a bed sheet over ur head and say ""i too am a spooky ghost"""
"Mom, I'm sleeping wit the neighbour -That's unacceptable young lady! He could be your Dad! -But Mom, you don't understand. Age doesn't matter for true love! -I didn't say anything about age ..."
"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"