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Joke of the Day

"When I'm really bored at work I like to write ""I'm watching you"" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people."

"Today, my son asked me why girls always pee sitting down I told him it's because they're lazy Not necessarily a joke but kinda funny nonetheless."

"I headed-butted a girl while we were making out. She told me we should just skip the fore-head-play."

"Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms."

"A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world. According to their spokesperson."

"whats white with red stripes and crawls slowly over the floor? Freshly whipped masochist!"

"how do you get pikachu onto a bus You Pokemon"

"I put my pants on just like everyone else. With the help of my twelve most trusted cats."

"""Despite my best efforts, my hot air balloon just isn't going to fly."" ""Dude, that's a bike with a blanket on it."" ""My best efforts."""

"new tattoo My wife has a new tattoo. its a shell on the inside of her thigh. when i put my ear to it i can smell the sea..."