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Joke of the Day

"I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better."

"My cat is walking a very fine line between being cute & being sold to the Korean restaurant down the street."

"Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers."

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space."

"What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common? They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five."

"in kindergarden i pooped my pants and got insanely mad when another kid asked me about it, and that's also the president's PR strategy"

"So Donald Trump walks into the oval office as the 45th president of the U.S. Title"

"What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing"

"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."

"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."