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Joke of the Day
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged? Fiancee."
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"Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really."
"Not to brag, but I finished this 14 day diet... in 3 hours and 38 minutes."
"What is a gay guy's favorite kind of yogurt? The kind with the fruit on the bottom."
"Where do you put the Duke? In the duke box!"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. She thinks to herself, 'Some asshole's got my pen.'"
"RIP Ronaldo's Moth. The world's most famous footballing insect has died after a long and illustrious career. He was 6 weeks old."
"We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."
"Why do black guy's eyes get red after sex. mace"
"Girlfriends are like puzzles. The smaller ones are easier to beat"