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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between a strip club and an elementary school? If you dont your a sick mothafucker!!!"

"- Are you excited sir? - Yes! I'm gonna feed whales & pet dolphins! - Sir, this flight is going to Finland - That's like Seaworld, right?"

"What's Elon Musk's favorite band? The Cult."

"The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, & nobody else thinks they're jokes."

"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."

"If she's naming your wedding album on facebook ""wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!"" she's too young for you bro."

"Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore A dead epileptic"

"A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink called ""Innuendo"". So the barkeeper gives it to her."

"A battery murdered another battery He was charged with murder and put in a duracell."

"Are they shutting twitter down anytime soon? I need to do life stuff."