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Joke of the Day

"My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab."

"I've never panned for gold... But I have put bacon bits in my salad."

"A man with a mirror leaves a party... ... and says ""I'll see myself out."""

"How many radical, trans, love-fluid, non-binary persons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 - one to do it and the other to comment on how it's symbolic of rape."

"I wish I could find a girl that loved me as much as she loves her hair."

"WHY DID THE KOALA FALL OUT OF THE TREE? Because it was dead."

"How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? ""Pasta la vista, baby."""

"Ever tried eating a clock? It's time consuming."

"My car is probably the most expensive bird toilet I own."

"How do you tell if a cat is a creative thinker? They shit outside the box."