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Joke of the Day
"I like my wine like I like my women. 10 years old and locked in a wooden crate in my basement."
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"I had my operation done privately in the end. Originally my Dad wanted to sell tickets."
"My grandpa may be having trouble with his memory, but he still has a great sense of humor. He just told me this one: Why was the broom late for work? Because 7,8,9"
"Relationship status bathing everyday isn't a priority anymore."
"[NSFW] Why do the things Donald Trump says always sound fishy? Melania needs to douche."
"What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom? ""Sorry, I http"""
"Did you hear about the Patriots? I personally think it's all overblown."
"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"
"A little girl asks her mom, ""Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?"" Her mom replies, ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."""
"Lady next to me in the hospital waiting room told me she has diarrhea. I must have one of those ""tell me if you have diarrhea"" faces."