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Joke of the Day
"Before calling me, ask yourself, ""Is this textable?"""
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"What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A bow T.I.E."
"When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a post-apocalyptic demolition derby."
"Confucius say Breasts without nipples would be pointless."
"[takes a massive shit on a bird in the park] See? Not nice, is it?"
"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."
"How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it."" <Tips fedora>"
"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."
"What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet? Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)"
"A Call of Duty player goes to Town... ... on your mom. Xx420MLGNoScopexX"