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Joke of the Day

"When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a post-apocalyptic demolition derby."

"Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes but I didn't find it striking."

"How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twelve, you got a problem with that?"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf kid? Neither did he."

"Sex (nsfw) What is the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Regular sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your whole week.. (hole weak)"

"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"

"Trying to decide who to leave my middle fingers to when I die."

"How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence? Liver alone, cheese mine!"

"That moment when you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy you think ""Meh, whatever. I had a good run."""

"Well, it's the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game."