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Joke of the Day

"When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a post-apocalyptic demolition derby."

"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."

"'I like mouse but I couldn't eat a whole one' - Our sodding cat"

"The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community..."

"Back in my day, you didn't even know who was calling you when your phone rang. Shit was scary."

"Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"

"Well, it's Inauguration Day in America.... It's gonna be a great mourning."

"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex ... Probably with the other sock."

"What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls? Garbage gets picked up."

"What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic"