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Joke of the Day
"The winds of change can blow me."
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"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"
"How many gays does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it."
"Farting in the steam room was a bad judgement call."
"Why are the steaks so high? Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field."
"[febreze commercial Take 1] We've blindfolded Steve and brought him into this room where we brutally murdered his family a week ago to demonstrate the strong odor fighting power of Febreze"
"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."
"My local post office uses four checkouts unless it's really busy; then they use one."
"If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. ""I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."""
"When decorating your tween daughter's room, don't forget to leave ample space for half the glasses in your kitchen."