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Joke of the Day

"When decorating your tween daughter's room, don't forget to leave ample space for half the glasses in your kitchen."

"What do you call a hypochondriac dinosaur? Tri-serepax."

"Someone should make a movie where something unusual appears, and the scientists want to study it and the military wants to shoot it."

"How did the pedophile pianist get caught? He accidentally let people hear him playing in D-minor."

"12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing"

"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"

"I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth But I may just be clutching at straws here."

"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."

"I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing."