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Joke of the Day

"I'm pregaming for Thanksgiving by eating 15 ham steaks and yelling at someone's family."

"why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin..."

"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia..."

"What's long, hard, goes in a vagina, out of a vagina, and leaves a whore feeling good about herself? An abortion hook."

"What's little,metal, and will ruin dinner A bullet in your face"

"Before Batgirl can become Batwoman she has to have a Batmitzvah."

"I tried being selfless. It's not for me."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"What did the bird say in gratitude? ""Thank"", then it cooed."

".one-liner here lately i.ve been feeling a void in my life; it.s probably nothing..."