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Joke of the Day
"What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino? Shot."
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"I donated $4 to Bernie's campaign I gave someone reddit gold."
"Where do people in Ghana go to watch football? The Ghanarena"
"It's not a ""gay"" wedding or a ""straight wedding"" it's a ""waste of money they could have used for a down payment."""
"I remember, before kids, saying funny things like, ""my kids won't be watching TV and they most certainly won't be eating chicken nuggets!"""
"Humour is what separates us from the animals. And the feminists."
"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."
"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"
"Chemistry Just saw a chemistry pun. I'd try to tell one myself, but all the good ones argon."
"I told everyone at the party how much I love MC Escher and I got some weird stairs"