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Joke of the Day

"I told everyone at the party how much I love MC Escher and I got some weird stairs"

"Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped."

"We call her Skippy... because she's so easy to spread."

"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a cup."

"Yo mama's so fat... ...when she died, she had to be preserved in formalda-wide. She then had to be whipped creamated. If she wasn't, they would have had to given her an open-graveyard funeral."

"When I die, my only wish is for my corpse to be respectfully catapulted onto a whitewater raft of people going down the Colorado river"

"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."

"How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet."

"Screw the nice list, I've got you on my ""nice and naughty list!"

"Drunk girls whisper in caps lock."