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Joke of the Day

"Chemistry Just saw a chemistry pun. I'd try to tell one myself, but all the good ones argon."

"I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we ""Can't Negotiate with terrorists..."" I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab..."

"What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles? A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door."

"A girl goes into the doctors and says, 'Doctor i have a pencil stuck in my pussy i might get lead poisoning, doctor looked and said ' dont worry it has a rubber on it."

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' catholic."

"Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric."

"Hark work never killed anybody But why take the risk."

"What did the communist say at the beginning of the race? ""On your Marx, get set, go!"""

"I'm sorry, you can't check your disobedient child on this flight. Guess you'll have to carry on your wayward son"

"Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City guess they don't have cell towers there so you didn't get my texts I'm going to kill you b"