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Joke of the Day
"I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes."
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"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"
"Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk."
"somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman"
"I hurt myself doing the Safety Dance."
"Answering school teachers like... Teacher: What is the outside of a tree called? Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow."
"Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !"
"How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?"
"Have you ever had African food? Neither they have."
"How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? ""Ni-Hao-dy"""