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Joke of the Day
"I don't believe in star signs but that's me... typical capricorn!"
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"What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea? Thanks, it's my special tea."
"What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !"
"Response to ""LPT: If you ever get cold..."" What if your corner isn't 90 degrees? Well, it just wouldn't be right."
"feedback 4 people revving motorbikes loud in residential areas: there is absolutely 0% chance that u r impressing literally a single person"
"Really wish ""Forever 21"" would be honest and change name to ""Pushing 30"""
"Grandpa...why is there a suppository in your ear? Oh... THAT's where my hearing aid went!"
"Nobel Peace Prize I would kill for one of those"
"Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one?"
"""No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!"" ""Honey, what movie are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video."""