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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !"

"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"

"I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It was at the bottom of my wifes handbag."

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a big, smelly vagina? If you absolutely had to, you could eat the bowling ball."

"I cannot breath, walk, or bend over but DAYUM these skinny jeans look good."

"I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent. Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night."

"I asked her if she had ever tried 69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."

"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"

"Perhaps Bieber wouldn't need to vandalize walls with graffiti if the restaurants that he goes to would offer him a coloring menu with crayons."