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Joke of the Day

"Just told a shop owner that the customer is always wrong. When she tried to correct me, she exploded."

"What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb bass."

"People should be able to spell arbitrary however the hell they want to."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up cunts"

"Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop? ...because he was fed up with the hole business!"

"They all laughed when I told them I'm going to be a comedian... well...they are not laughing anymore!"

"The last person who bought golden oreos at my Neighborhood's Walgreens and realized there was an entire row missing. I'm so sorry.."

"My mom yelled at my sister "" GET OUTTA MY PURSE!""... My sister yelled back ""I'M TOO BIG TO BE IN YOU'RE PURSE!"""

"[NSFW] Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street."

"""That's what"" -She"