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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Hitler kill himself? Give him his gas bill."
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"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"
"What medication that can make people inspire you? Aspirin sorry guys"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a bucket of dead babies and a pile of sex toys? The bucket."
"Some guy had a concrete bench as his memorial. Seems odd but it's genius; he's dead and still getting ass."
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for five dollars... and his father replies; ""Four dollars!? What do you need three dollars for!? Here's two!"""
"what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce"
"What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."