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Joke of the Day

"[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* ""We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"

"Yesterday, my Muslim friend ask me if I want to breakfast together It was stupid to wait at his door on 9am."

"What happened after 14-Year-Old Richie inherited his father's footwear empire? He came into a lot of socks."

"Remember that you are unique Just like everyone else."

"You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on"

"[gathers around casket and see's it's full of gatorade] uh oh, then that means [grandma's body is being dumped over the winning coach]"

"Some of the Southern states seem like they're at least 90% Christian. And that's just roughly a Conservative estimate."

"I heard there was a bombing in Times Square. But it was just Mariah."

"My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder."

"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision. Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?"