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Joke of the Day
"Im not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five."
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"Life is a garden... Sometimes you have to put a hand on a hoe."
"Boobs What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people will think we're nuts!"
"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"
"""The ONLY guaranteed way to lose weight is through Diet & Exercise!"" -People who haven't tried Meth"
"I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she would CONSTANTLY accuse me of cheating. I just can't be with anyone who sounds so much like my wife."
"What does a stoner do to work out? Kush ups"
"I booked a taxi today When it arrives I threw up a Nazi salute. I bet no one's thought of heiling a cab before"
"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"
"Rioters are breaking into antique music stores across the country damn Luters."