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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black dinosaur? A Tyroneosaurus Rex."
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"Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor? because you're hairy but I still wanna eat you"
"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."
"Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's? cause they're always dropping beets"
"So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded And the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs"
"why Ed doesn't have a girlfriend? Cause sheeran."
"MUGGER: give me ur wallet ME: stand back i have mace MUGGER: [sniffing] is this cookies-scented febreze"
"What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow."
"Your turtle puns tortoise family apart"
"I like my coffee like i like my men... not inside me."