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Joke of the Day
"What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans? Plot Holders."
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"It's always a little disconcerting how before you trust them with your life every airline checks you in using computers running Windows 95."
"Obama could eat children alone under a bridge hunched over like Gollum in a thunder storm and he'd still be better than Bush."
"*makes direct eye contact with an vaginas* what in the fuck kind of a boobs are this"
"I'm emotionally unavailable but I make up for it by being completely unattractive."
"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."
"At first, I hated my new haircut but it's grown on me."
"What is the opposite of pro? Con. What is the opposite of progress? Congress."
"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."
"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."