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Joke of the Day
"I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus."
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"What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique? Hijab"
"Few women admit their age; few men act it."
"Dude turned from the ATM and tripped sending about eight 20s flying into my face. I teared up a little. I get strippers, I get it."
"A drug dealer sold me shoes today I don't know what he laced them with because I've been tripping all day."
"Rick Astley is such a nice guy. He'll let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"What do you call a gay Jewish and Chinese couple? Christmas dinner every night. Happy holidays reddit!"
"An honest Joke Job interviewer: ""What is your greatest weakness?"" Young man: ""Honesty"" Job interviewer: ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" Young man: ""I don't really give a shit what you think..."""
"If the opposite of pro is con.. What's the opposite of progress?"
"What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung"