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Joke of the Day
"3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering"
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"What is a Rastafarian's favorite country? Yemen"
"The Wife just accused me of loving Twitter more than her. I said, ""but honey! I love you much more than Facebook or LinkedIn!"""
"They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac."
"I hear the Black Knight isn't as bad as he seems... He's medieval"
"Why are cows so horny? Cause they're always in the moo'd!"
"George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!"
"The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven't worked out all the bugs yet."
"If guns don't kill people.... If guns don't kill people, people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast. Toast toasts toast."
"What do you call a Mexican on a bike? a dirt bike"