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Joke of the Day
"3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering"
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"What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes."
"The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet."
"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."
"Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side."
""" I made my famous dip for the office party"" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. ""But he wasn't a chef"" Exactly"
"WIFE: you need a haircut ME: I do not WIFE: *whistles and a little bird pops up on top of my head, chirping* ME: shhhh, she just had babies"
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds."
"What's the difference between sexy and kinky? Sexy is when you use the feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."
"What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !"