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Joke of the Day

"Happy Alentine's Ay For those who will not be getting the V nor D"

"Nobody wants to talk about the elephant in the waiting room, but he has an appointment."

"That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer... Killer: ""Turn down that dark road down there."" Rapist: ""I was planning on it..."""

"Police: We'd like u to come with us to answer some questions about ur husband's disappearance. Mrs. Potato Head eating french fries: why?"

"Why is the new version called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"Do you before read your tweets even sending them?"

"""Daddy, there's a mime under the bed!"" That's ridiculous, why would you think that? ""Listen!"" *complete silence* OH DEAR GOD RUN"

"There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator."

"I'm pretty excited about my new band When I asked the record exec whether he thought our song would be popular, he told me it would be off the charts!"

"Everyone knows Robin but not a lot of people know Batman's other sidekicks: Stealin, Burglin, Thievin"